January 19, 1998
Mr. John Banister-Marx
Camp Verde High School
P. O. Box 728
Camp Verde, AZ 86322
Thank you for your request for sets of our Magic Hooey Sticks. We think that
you will agree that they are the finest quality and possess the most active Hooey
spirits that money can buy. To activate any of your Hooey Sticks begin by chanting
the following mantra:
Itzabeem locotada manzuneetee kolaseetseim
Once you have chanted the magic mantra several times you are ready to begin.
Merely rub the serated stick with the thin stick and the small propellar will turn.
You can then test your psychic abilities by saying the word "Hooey." If you are
concentrating fully, you will be able to change the direction of the propellar. People with
especially strong psychic abilities have even been reported to be able to communicate
telepathically to get the Magic Hooey Stick propellar to reverse direction.
Should you have an interest in checking the scientific periodical literature
regarding the proven nature of the Magic Hooey Stick we recommend that you obtain
a copy of either of the following:
- Bosonivich, Ima. "Quantitative Experimental Analysis of the Psychic Nature of Rotation in a Magic Hooey Stick." Journal of Scientific Inquiry. vol. 712. March, 1994. pp39-44
- Trictya, Shoulda. "Enzyme Analysis of Spirit Entities Regulating Reciprocating Rotational Inertia of a Magic Hooey Stick." True Science Magazine. November 1995.
Thank you so very much for your money and your interest.
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Psychic Centers of America
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