You and Zack Try to Wake Fran
You point to Fran, passed out on the floor. Zack yelps
and jumps back a foot.
"Relax," you say. "She just fainted, that's all."
"Don't DO that to me, man," Zack breathes, clutching his
goatee. "I thought she was, you know, like doing the obituary mambo."
He kneels down and slaps her gently on the cheek. "Hey
Frannie, wake up, dude." Fran mumbles something but her eyes do not
Zack slaps a little harder. "Frannie. Yo, Frannie." Her
mouth twists but that's all.
"Fran." Zack's voice becomes stern. "Fran, it's Zack.
Wake up or I'm going to kiss you."
"Zack..." you say.
Fran's eyes pop open. "Whaa?" she says. "Whaa happened?
Zack grunts and gets up. "Works every time," he says glumly.
Continue with the mystery